Q: What is the Entanglement Simulator?
A: It's a machine that simulates all the adulting tasks you'd rather not do for yourself, because, let's face it, adulting was never that fun in the first place.
Q: How does it work?
A: Our proprietary algorithm uses a combination of machine learning and mild disappointment to generate realistic adulting experiences, so you don't have to.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Probably not. But hey, it's not like we're asking you to do math or anything.
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