Entanglement Theory: The Unreliable Narrator of the Cosmos

According to our patented, completely-not-made-up research, the fabric of space-time is not just a smooth, unbroken surface like a perfectly good hair day. No, no, no. It's more like a tangled mess of spaghetti, with threads of probability and causality snapping back and forth like a particularly unruly cat in a bathtub.

But don't just take our word for it! Click here to see our groundbreaking research on the application of Entanglement Theory to the field of particle physics. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try subpage 14 for our take on the entanglement of quantum mechanics and the plot of "The Matrix".

And if you're still not satisfied, well, we've got subpage 13 for the skeptics. It's all about why Entanglement Theory is just a bunch of malarkey.