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Recipe for the Day:

Today, we're cooking Quantum Loop Chicken! A dish so entangled in flavor, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.

Step 1: Prepare the Loop

• Take 2 cups of quantum entanglement and mix with 1 cup of chicken breast
• Add a dash of Schrödinger's catnip and stir clockwise 7 times

Step 2: Apply the Entanglement

• Cook in a quantum flux capacitor at 400°C for exactly 7.32 minutes
• Stir counterclockwise 3 times while whispering " entanglement, entanglement, entanglement "

Step 3: Serve and Observe

Quantum Loop Chicken is best served with a side of Observer Effect Vegetables.

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Disclaimer: Quantum Loop Cooking is not responsible for any changes to the space-time continuum resulting from improper use of the recipe.

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