It's been 3.4 years since we started this project, and we've made some... progress. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts in the field have been working tirelessly to create a new understanding of how the human brain works. And by 'working' I mean they just stared at each other, confused, for 5 hours straight.
But don't worry! We've made some breakthroughs! We've managed to create a system where our team members can now simultaneously hold 3 different contradictory ideas in their heads, and still function somewhat normally. It's a start!