Entropic Shop: Where Chaos Meets Commerce
Product 1: The Disintegrating Toaster
This toaster will toast your bread, but not in a predictable manner. It will also play a 3D chess game while you're not looking.
Buy now and lose control of your breakfast!Product 2: The Inflatable Dinner Plate
This plate will inflate with a burst of colorful gases while you're enjoying your meal. It's like a party on a platter!
Inflate your mealtime with this absurd novelty!