Waiver of Responsibility

Welcome to the land of "I'm not really responsible for this"

Here, we have a comprehensive list of things we're not responsible for:

  1. Our website's cat videos.
  2. Our website's cat videos' opinions.
  3. Our website's cat videos' catnip addiction.
  4. The sun rising in the east, or setting in the west.
  5. The existence of pineapple pizza.
  6. The taste of pineapple pizza.
  7. The sound of your mom's voice.

Don't bother asking for help or support, we're not here for that. If you have any other questions, try the FAQ

We're not responsible for your feelings, but we do offer a Feelings Support Group where you can vent about how much our website has ruined your life.

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try Emergency Services – but don't say we didn't warn you.