Welcome, idle hands, to the most epic waste of time you'll ever know. Here you'll find the art of doing nothing, the thrill of the mundane, and the agony of the unfulfilled.
Check out our Overlord of the Nap for tips on the best ways to snooze the day away.
Or, for a real laugh, visit our prophets-of-the-dustbin/subpages/parasite-of-doom
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, head on over to our Parasite of Doom for a truly existential crisis.