Guest List
- Snobbish Sally
- High-Strung Harry
- Ultra-Sophisticated Sue
- Celebrity Guests
Each guest is a unique snowflake, with their own unique set of pretentious opinions and refined tastes.
Food and Drink
- Artisanal Cheese Tower
- Free-range organic champagne
- Caviar-topped canapés
Our party is a true gastronomic experience, with only the finest, most expensive ingredients.
Music and Entertainment
- Pretentious Jazz
- Indie folk with a hint of irony
- Cocktail waiters in tiny vests
Our playlist is a carefully curated selection of music to make you feel superior.