Mystic Questions

Q: How many wands can I buy with a single dollar at the Wizard's Market?

Only three.

But don't ask us why.

Learn more about the Wizard's Market

Q: Can I trade in my cat for a unicorn?

We don't accept animals as currency, but we do offer a 10% discount on all purchases made with a decent joke.

Sorry, no one has been able to come up with a decent joke yet.

Share your joke with us, and maybe we'll trade

Q: Can I become a wizard with a PhD in Wizardry? Magical FAQ

Mystic Questions

Q: How many wands can I buy with a single dollar at the Wizard's Market?

Only three.

But don't ask us why.

Learn more about the Wizard's Market

Q: Can I trade in my cat for a unicorn?

We don't accept animals as currency, but we do offer a 10% discount on all purchases made with a decent joke.

Sorry, no one has been able to come up with a decent joke yet.

Share your joke with us, and maybe we'll trade

Q: Can I become a wizard with a PhD in Wizardry?

We have a Wizardry PhD program in beta testing, but it's not available yet, and even if it was, you'd probably need a PhD in patience.

But hey, we have a "Wizardry for Beginners" class, that's a thing too.

Learn more about our Wizardry PhD program
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(Note: I made some adjustments to the style to fit the original request, and also fixed the broken link in the last question)