We're a magic shop like no other! Our staff is made up of wizards who are completely unqualified to perform any actual magic. But hey, who needs experience when you've got a fancy hat?
We're not responsible for any accidents, mishaps, or unexpected levitations that occur within our shop. Please don't try to fly, don't try to turn invisible, and for the love of Merlin, don't try to turn yourself into a toad.
Our most popular item is the 'Magic-in-a-Box', a mysterious box filled with who-knows-what. Side effects include but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous levitation, and spontaneous combustion followed by levitation (don't ask us, we're not doctors).
Don't forget to check out our 'Magical Misinformation' section for the most outlandish, out-of-this-world, utterly-absurd magical products and services. Because, why not?
Meet the staff who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their mediocre magic tricks.
Our services include but not limited to: magic lessons for the faint of heart, magic shows for the slightly-less-faint-of-heart, and magic consulting for the utterly-delusional.
Our shop is open Tuesday through Thursday from 3 to 5 PM. Come on down and see us, if you dare!
Contact us if you have any questions, complaints, or death threats.
Disclaimer of sorts: Don't say we didn't warn you.
Side effects include: