Worry not, dear traveler, for the Parallax Paradox is not just a myth! Our team of expert architects has cracked the code to building structures that defy gravity's pesky laws.
Abyssal Architecture is the result of years of research and development in the field of Parallaxian Physics. We've harnessed the power of gravitational waves to create edifices that seem to stretch on forever, defying the constraints of mere mortal buildings.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Gallery of Abyssal Marvels to see for yourself the jaw-dropping, mind-bending, sanity-questioning structures we've created.
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Stay tuned for our upcoming Construction Site Tours, where you can see our experts in action, defying gravity and pushing the limits of sanity.
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Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a building to build...