We have some very special guests for you tonight! Our performers have been rehearsing for months to bring you the most bewildering, the most confounding, and the most utterly confusing experiences imaginable.
Don't forget to bring your sense of wonder, but not your sense of reality!
And don't try to make sense of it, we'll just tell you that you're wrong.
Escape Artists will try to make you escape, but you won't.
Because, let's be real, you're stuck here.