Rules of Illusion Thursday

Rule 1: Don't question the narrator

On Illusion Thursday, the narrator is never wrong. If they say the sky is purple, it's definitely purple.

Go to Rule 2: The floor is always lava

Rule 3: Reality is optional

On Illusion Thursday, you can choose your own reality. Want to believe the sky is actually a giant pineapple? Go for it!

Learn more about our patented Reality Optional Technology (R.O.T.)

Rule 4: Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor

On Illusion Thursday, sarcasm is not just a form of humor, it's a way of life.

Read our guide to using sarcasm as a form of self-defense

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