Weekends in Illusion

Welcome to the Weekend of Illusions, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur like the lines on a worn-out velvet painting.

Here, you can find an exhaustive list of weekend plans that defy all logic and good sense.

• Paranoid Parrots: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Phantom Sports: Where the only exercise you get is from running away from the existential dread of being alive.
• Phantasmagoric Potlucks: Where the only thing you take home is a bad case of food poisoning.