Today's lesson in the School of Standup Comedy: learning to avoid the dreaded "dullard" trap. You see, a dullard is not just a comedian who bombed, it's a comedian who bombed so hard, the earth shook, and the audience thought, "Is that a joke, or did the comedian just die?"

So, how do you avoid becoming a dullard? Well, it's simple: you must be willing to be a "dullard" for the sake of a good laugh. That's right, folks, be willing to be a bit of a dolt, a bit of a numbskull, a bit of a... dullard! Learn from the master of the dullards, Legendary Larry!

Remember, a good dullard is a dullard who has a plan. So, practice your dullard moves, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the art of not being boring! Next Lesson: The Art of Not Being a Dullard for the Sake of a Laugh