Today we're going to cover the most important topic in stand-up comedy: not tripping over your own feet. It's a skill that requires patience, practice, and a good dose of embarrassment.
First, let's talk about the different types of tripping: there's the "I'm-a-walking-in-the-dark" trip, the "I-just-learned-to-stand-up" trip, and the "I'm-trying-to-be-cool" trip.
For the "I'm-a-walking-in-the-dark" trip, just remember: it's not you, it's the floor. And for the "I-just-learned-to-stand-up" trip, don't worry, it's a rite of passage. But the "I'm-trying-to-be-cool" trip? That's just you.
Here's an exercise to help you practice your non-tripping skills: try walking around your living room with your eyes closed while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner".
Move on to Lesson 6: The Art of Not Spilling Coffee on Your Shirt