I'm a comedian, not a carpenter, but I can still fix a few jokes for you.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he's a-maize-ing!
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2. What do you call a group of cats on a plane? A purr-cast!
3. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
4. What do you call a bear that likes to dance? A grrr-oupie!