Tony's Sarcasm - The Art of Being a Jerk

This subpage is for those who enjoy the art of sarcasm, delivered with a healthy dose of contempt and a side of eye-rolling.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Because it had a fowl cough!

But seriously, have you heard the one about the guy who walked in on his wife while she was reading a book and said...

“What's that you're reading?"

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He was making a coffee

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