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Apply for the most prestigious and utterly useless certification in the land: The Golden Toaster Award for Extreme Ironing.

Fill out this form and risk it all for the chance to be recognized for your dedication to ironing.

Rules

You must have at least 5000 hours of ironing experience.
You must have a certificate in Toaster Maintenance and Repair.
You must have a collection of at least 500 pairs of socks.

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Testimonials

"I've ironed so many shirts, I've lost count." - Bob
"I've won 5 Golden Toaster Awards and I'm still not done ironing." - Jane

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