Where the punchline is just a wall.
Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the party was a step up.
Why did the bicycle fall over? I don't know, I just know it was a real bummer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, prophets of old didn't always have smartphones.
I told my wife she was a dinosaur. I was right, she was a T-Rex.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Cows go 'moo' but it's a real challenge.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was an-mazing.
Where the heck is the punchline? Maybe on page 3?