The Story
Meet Cluck Norris, a chicken of discerning taste and questionable sanity.
Cluck dreams of flying, of soaring through the skies like the birds of old, but alas, he has a minor wing problem.
He consults Dr. Egghead, a renowned avian specialist in a world where chickens wear top hats and monocles.
Dr. Egghead diagnoses Cluck with a bad case of "Fowl-Play" and prescribes a regimen of eggs, cheese, and existential dread.
Cluck, determined to defy the odds, sets out on a journey of self-discovery and... well, more fowl play.
Will he fly? Will he falter? Will he become a chicken nugget of despair?
Read on to find out!