Clinical Trials 2022-01-05
Most Likely to Succeed
Researchers at the Alpha Quadrant have successfully tested the Omega Protocol, which has been deemed 97% likely to revolutionize the field.
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable happiness
- Unbridled optimism
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
Most Likely to Fail
Researchers at the Beta Trenches have successfully tested the Delta Deception, which has been deemed 3% likely to succeed.
Side effects may include:
- Catastrophic disappointment
- Uncontrollable frustration
- Temporary loss of sanity (in some cases)