Article 2 of the Utopian Charter: because who needs tradition, history, or personal experience when you can just make stuff up?
In this revolutionary treatise, we establish the rational framework for our utopian society. No more tedious debates or emotional appeals. We'll just... just decree the best course of action, and everyone will agree.
Or, if you're feeling particularly utopian, you can jump straight to our Reality Check, where we'll help you reconcile the contradictions of our perfect world with the messy, imperfect one you're actually living in.
And, because we're feeling generous, we'll even offer you a Subsistence Allowance to help you cope with the crushing ennui of living in a world that's just a little too perfect.
Stay tuned for more utopian articles, where the boundaries of reason and sanity are constantly pushed to their limits!