Entry Terms

In order to gain access to our esteemed institution, please carefully read and agree to the following terms:

You must be at least 18 years old.

• You must not be a time-traveling, interdimensional agent.
• You must not be allergic to loud noises or harsh realities.
• You must agree to participate in our experimental "Sudden-Existential-Realization" program.
• By clicking "Agree," you grant us permission to modify your fundamental understanding of the space-time continuum.