Envelope Eclipse Disaster 2: The Fan Fiction Fiasco

Welcome to the most epic disaster in the multiverse, where Envelope's fate is sealed, and the fabric of reality is torn asunder!

It's been 10 years since Envelope, the lovable, huggable paper product, has been stuck in this never-ending eclipse. The once-soft, fluffy, and endearing envelope has become a shadow of its former self, a mere shell of its former glory.

But don't just stand there, fans! Join the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 2: The Fan Fiction Fiasco, where you can write your own, completely-not-canonical, totally-not-official, totally-made-up-by-you stories about Envelope's misadventures in the land of the eclipse.

Contribute your own artwork to the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 2 Fan Art Gallery, where you can show off your creative skills and help us bring Envelope back to its former glory!

Submit your fan fiction and help us turn the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 2: The Fan Fiction Fiasco into a best-seller (in the land of the eclipse, of course)!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the alternate timelines where Envelope's fate is not quite so sealed.

Discuss the finer points of Envelope's predicament with our community of fellow Envelope enthusiasts in the Fan Fiction Forum.
Enter the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 2 Fan Art Contest, where you can win prizes and bragging rights for the rest of eternity!

Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: in a world where Envelope's fate is sealed, anything can happen!

Or, you know, maybe not.