The Underwhelming Sequel to Envelope-Eclipse Disaster 2

Because Who Needs a Decent Storyline Anyway?

Welcome to the underwhelming sequel to the Envelope-Eclipse Disaster 2, where the plot is as thin as the budget and the special effects are only slightly less impressive than a kindergartener's drawing of a volcano.

Merchandise

Buy our overpriced, poorly made t-shirts! Get our exclusive, hand-painted posters that will probably be mistaken for kindergartener's art! Play the underwhelming sequel video game, where you get to play as the protagonist, but only for 10 minutes before the game freezes and you have to restart!

Also, because who needs a plot, here's a random item for you:

A used tissue, because you know, for... reasons.

Price: $50.00

Buy it now!

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