What to Expect (to Expect, to Expect)

When the Envelope Eclipse Disaster strikes, the world will be thrown into chaos. The sun will be blocked by a massive, glowing envelope made of pure chaos and uncertainty.

Here's a list of things to expect when the Envelope Eclipse Disaster 5: The Sequel to the Prequel to the Original strikes:

• What to Expect While Waiting in Line for the Envelope
• What to Expect When Your Cat Uses the Envelope as a Litter Box
• What to Expect When Your Neighbors Start to Collecting Envelopes

Stay vigilant, citizens of the world!

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