In the year 2023, a strange phenomenon began to occur. Envelopes started to multiply at an alarming rate, covering the globe in a thick layer of paper.
At first, people were confused and concerned. Governments scrambled to respond, but it soon became clear that the envelopes were not just any ordinary envelopes.
They were, in fact, bizarrely intelligent and self-aware.
As the world struggled to comprehend the nature of this crisis, a group of scientists discovered that the envelopes were communicating with each other in a complex language of their own.
The team, led by Dr. Emma Envelope, worked tirelessly to decipher the meaning behind the envelopes' messages.
And so, the Envelope Epidemic Declaration was born, a document that would change the course of human history forever.
Read the full declaration here
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Envelope Saga.