Envelopes, those humble packages of paper and cardboard, have been known to harbor the darkest of secrets. And when those secrets get out, they can spread like wildfire.
That's why we've developed Containment Protocols for Envelope Epidemics, because sometimes you just need to lock it down.
Our protocols are designed to contain even the most insidious of envelope-borne illnesses.
Envelope Vapor Lock, a revolutionary new technique that uses a combination of dry ice and high-pressure sealing to trap and neutralize envelope-borne pathogens. Envelope Quarantine Unit, a state-of-the-art facility where envelopes are isolated and studied to determine their risk levels. Epidemic Envelope Tracking, a system designed to monitor and track the spread of envelope-borne illnesses.