The Code of the Fold
Section 1: The Golden Rule of Envelope Handling
Always handle your envelopes with care, lest ye suffer the wrath of the postal system.
Read Section 2: The Envelope Code of Chivalry
Or, for a more diplomatic approach.
Remember, a folded envelope is not just a piece of paper, it's a promise of connection.
Section 1: The Rise of the Digital Envelope
A new era of envelopes, born from the ashes of the old.
But beware, for in this brave new world, the envelopes of the future are not what they seem.
Or, for a more optimistic view