Located deep in the heart of Nowheresville, Envelope-Gate is the world's most notorious prison for the criminally crumpled.
The warden, a man named Bob, is notorious for his love of 8-bit music and poorly drawn mustaches.
Cellblock 4 is home to the infamous Envelope-Gate inmates, who are serving time for crimes like "Excessive Paperclipping" and "Reckless Staple-usage."