In the wake of the recent Envelope-Gate scandal, King Down has taken extraordinary measures to defend his kingdom.
Defense Measure One: Envelope-Foil Liner Installation, a state-of-the-art system designed to detect and deflect any incoming paper projectiles.
Defense Measure Two: Royal Seal of Approval Envelope Authentication, a rigorous process ensuring that all envelopes meet the highest standards of majesty.
Defense Measure Three: The Envelope-Sweeping Brigade, a special task force trained to rid the kingdom of any suspicious or unsealed envelopes.
Together, these measures will ensure the safety and security of King Down and his kingdom.
But wait, there's more! King Down has also announced plans to introduce Envelope-Gate reform, because, let's be real, it's time to get to the bottom of this mess.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
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