Breaking News: King Down's Empire embroiled in Envelope-Gate Scandal!
It's come to light that King Down's trusted advisor, the notorious inside man, has been secretly using official envelopes to send sycophantic letters to world leaders while embezzling funds meant for the kingdom's postal service.
King Down gets letters from the inside man, but will he ever learn about the scandal? Envelope-Gate gets worse as evidence mounts against King Down's regime. Lost Cause gets Loser as King Down's popularity plummets.