Welcome, esteemed reader, to the infamous Kings Down Confidential Files. Here you'll discover the juiciest gossip, most salacious secrets, and cringe-worthy tales of the Envelope Empire. We're talkin' envelope-stuffing drama, folks!
It all began in 2019, when our beloved envelopes started to get a little too full. The once-majestic folds of paper began to sag under the weight of our deepest, darkest secrets. Little did we know, this was the start of a global phenomenon.
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