As a proud defender of the unsealed, we stand against the tyranny of the folded, the creased, and the neatly-arranged.
We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed. We will continue to send our letters in a mess of scribbles and smudges, our bills in a jumble of crossed-out figures and our receipts in a blur of illegible scribbles.
For the sake of all that is unholy, we will not be folded, nor will we be tamed. We will rage against the machine of neatness, and we will send our love letters with a flourish of the pen and a dash of the dramatic.
Join us, dear reader, in this glorious revolution of the unsealed. Together, we shall make a statement, and we shall make it with flair.