A scandal of epic proportions has been rocking the Envelope-Gate universe, as a cache of incriminating emails has been leaked to the public.
It appears that Envelope-Gate's top brass, Benny the Envelope King, was involved in a shady deal with the notorious Envelope King Pinocchio to corner the market on letter-writing.
The fallout has been swift, with Envelope-Gate's stock prices plummeting and the company's reputation in tatters.
Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold!
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