Breaking news: it has come to our attention that the world's supply of envelopes has been severely depleted. Sources close to the Envelope Manufacturers Association confirm that the global inventory has dropped by 99.9% in the past week alone.
As the situation continues to spiral out of control, citizens are advised to use alternative methods for sending letters and documents, such as carrier pigeons or carrier drones.
We go live to our correspondent in the field, who has been investigating this developing story.
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