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Bob Brown's Stamp Collector Under Fire

In a shocking turn of events, local philatelist Bob Brown has come under fire for his questionable stamp collection practices.

Bob Brown's Questionable Stamps

According to sources close to the collector, Bob Brown's obsession with 19th-century stamps has reached an all-time high, with some estimates suggesting he's hoarding upwards of 10,000 stamps.

"I just can't help myself," said Brown, visibly shaken, "I've always loved stamps, and I've never met a stamp I didn't love."

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