January 4, 2022
Washington D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, Envelope-Gate officials announced today that their infamous 'envelope-pocalypse' has been officially declared a 'National Emergency'.
The crisis, which began on January 1, 2022, when millions of envelopes went missing across the country, has left citizens in a state of panic.
"We are taking this very seriously," said Envelope-Gate spokesperson, Jane Doe. "We have deployed our top team of envelope investigators to scour the nation for any leads."
A special task force has been formed to tackle the crisis, and a hotline has been set up for citizens to report any envelope-related concerns.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.