Breaking News: Envelope-Gate, the scandal of the century, continues to unravel. It's been revealed that the world's leading envelope manufacturers have been secretly manipulating the global supply of envelopes to drive up prices and control the market.
At the center of the scandal is Envelope-O-Matic, Inc., a company accused of hoarding the world's last remaining stock of 6x9's.
The fallout has been severe, with envelope prices skyrocketing and consumers being forced to resort to makeshift, DIY solutions. The hashtag #EnvelopeGate has been trending on social media for days.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.