In a stunning turn of events, high-ranking executives at Envelope-R-us Corporation have been accused of hoarding an excessive amount of envelopes.
According to sources close to the matter, the executives' love of envelopes is so intense that they've begun to hoard them, storing them in hidden compartments throughout their mansions.
"It's like they're trying to hoard all the world's envelopes," said one source, who wished to remain anonymous. "They've got them in every room, even the bathroom.
The Envelope-Hoarding Executives' Club, a secret organization founded by the accused, has been linked to several high-profile envelope-related crimes, including the infamous Envelope-Gate scandal of 2018, in which millions of envelopes went missing from a major corporation.
As authorities continue to investigate, the executives remain defiant, citing their "right" to hoard as many envelopes as they want, whenever they want.