Breaking News: Envelope-Gate
It's been revealed that the world's most influential envelope manufacturer, Envelco, has been secretly funding a think tank to study the aerodynamics of letter-writing techniques. The Envelope Liberation Front (ELF) has obtained documents showing a leaked memo outlining plans to corner the market on all envelopes, effectively controlling the global correspondence landscape.
But that's not all. Sources close to the investigation have also revealed a cover-up involving a missing appendix, which allegedly contains the truth about Envelco's ties to the shadowy Letter Syndicate.