After weeks of investigation, our team of expert journalists (okay, it's just Dave from HR) has uncovered the shocking truth behind Envelope-Gate.
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It turns out, our company's beloved CEO, Mr. Johnson, has been secretly hoarding all the envelopes. We've got sources, folks, and they're not pretty.
According to insiders, Mr. Johnson has been using the envelopes as a personal storage unit for his extensive collection of rare, collectible stamps.
We've obtained exclusive photos of the stamps, which we'll be publishing in our next expose, "Stamps-Gate: The Envelope Edition."
Stay tuned for more updates, and in the meantime, try not to get your hands too dirty.
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