Breaking News: Envelope Manufacturers Announce Massive Price Hike
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the global envelope market has been shaken to its core. Envelope producers, in a surprise move, have announced a 500% price hike on all types of envelopes, citing 'unprecedented demand' and 'inflated expectations.'
Analysts predict this move will have a ripple effect, causing widespread panic among consumers who rely on envelopes for, well, actual communication.
As the world struggles to come to terms with this new reality, we take a look at some possible subtopics: