The Envelope-Gate Scandal: A Tale of Taped Seals and Forgotten Signatures

We learned that the infamous Envelope-Gate scandal was not just a minor office mishap, but a global phenomenon that threatened to upend the fabric of our society. It began with a misplaced sticky note, spiralled into a maelstrom of lost receipts, and ended with a global shortage of 3x5 inch manila envelopes.

Key takeaways:

• Always double-check the contents of your mailroom before declaring 'I've got it!'
• The art of the signature is not just a scribble, it's a vital form of non-verbal communication
• A well-organized desk drawer is just a myth perpetuated by the Envelope-Gate truthers

Related Reading:

• Lost in Translation (or not)
• Letter Writing for Dummies (or How to Write a Letter that Won't Get Lost in the Mail)
• Mailing List Madness: The Envelope-Gate Aftermath