Envelope-Gate: A Whistleblower's Tale
Breaking news! Envelope-gate has finally been exposed. A confidential source within the Envelope Industry has come forward, revealing a web of deceit and corruption at the heart of this seemingly innocent stationery supply chain.
According to our source, envelopes of all sizes and shapes have been secretly manipulated to serve the interests of the powerful Envelope-Oligarchy. The evidence is damning: bent corners, uneven edges, and an alarming lack of glue.
We spoke to an envelope industry expert, who wished to remain anonymous, who revealed the following:
"It's a conspiracy, I tell you. A vast and complex web of deceit that reaches from the highest echelons of power to the lowliest envelope-sticking clerk."Stay tuned for more updates on Envelope-Gate as we continue to dig deeper into this shocking scandal.
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