In a shocking turn of events, our intrepid whistleblower, John "Envelope-Gate" Doe, has come forward with explosive testimony about the dark underbelly of the Envelope Industry.
In a shocking turn of events, our intrepid whistleblower, John "Envelope-Gate" Doe, has come forward with explosive testimony about the dark underbelly of the Envelope Industry.
It turns out, the envelopes you've been using to mail your letters to Grandma haven't been as innocent as they seem. Our whistleblower's testimony reveals a web of deceit and corruption that goes all the way to the top of the Envelope Empire.
According to sources close to the investigation, certain high-ranking officials within the Envelope Industry have been using their position of power to embezzle... well, envelopes. That's right, folks. It's a scandal that's got everyone from A-Z (or A-Envelope-Z, if you will).
We've obtained a copy of the whistleblower's testimony, which you can read here, here, and here.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.