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Use your cunning to pilfer a sticky from the postal worker's desk. It's harder than it sounds, we swear.
Tip 1: Use a fake mustache to distract the postal worker while you swipe the stamp.
Next Lesson: Stamp HeistsUse your mastery of Microsoft Paint to create an authentic-looking letter, but don't get caught.
Tip 2: Use a photocopier to create a fake signature that looks like it was written by a 90-year-old.
Next Lesson: Envelope EngineeringDon't get caught, hackers. The postal service has ways to detect your tampering.
What to Do When You Get Caught