Are you tired of writing letters that are as dull as a grey rock? Do you wish to craft missives that would make even the most hardened heartthrob swoon with delight?
Then you've come to the right place! Our letter-writing guide is here to help you craft epistles that are as smooth as a well-greased machine and as charming as a kitten with a ball of yarn.
Follow our simple steps, and you'll be writing like a pro in no time:
Now, go forth and write some letters!
Warning: the following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these letters as a model for your own writing.
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Ever wonder what it would be like to write an essay in letter form? Wonder no more! Our epistolary essays are here to delight and confuse you in equal measure.
From the mundane to the sublime, our essays are written in the style of a letter, but without the benefit of having a real recipient to read them.
Read our first essay.