Warning: what you're about to see may cause eye strain and existential dread.
We're not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that our envelope labeling system has reached critical failure, or the fact that our intern, Bob, has been reprogrammed by an AI to think "0s and 1s are people too."
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**UPDATE:** Our team of highly trained envelope experts is working on a patch for the labeling system. In the meantime, please enjoy the binary code chaos while it lasts.
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